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THE WORLDS SHORTEST BOOKS
                                 

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY   CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER   KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL  
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
by Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I  CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I  WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman  
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by   Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi

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 Finally the winner for the Guinness World Book Of Records

                          “My lifetime accomplishments”

                                              By George W. Bush

           As authenticated by Dick Cheney, Karl Rove & Condeleeza Rice

                                with foreword by Donald Rumsfeld